Sunday Special-Problems of Gods!

"Jaha.n mei.n aisa kaun hai,jis ko gum mila nahi.n"

Problems of Gods!

Lord Shiva and Lord Vishnu were sitting one day, and Shiva was complaining to Vishnu about his problems. Here is what he said,"
I have two sons Ganesh and Kartikya. Ganesh sits on a mouse, Kartikya sits on a peacock. And I have a snake around my neck.


The peacock eyes the snake (peacocks eat snakes). My snake eyes Ganesha’s mouse. Worse, I sit on the Nandi,the bull.





 and my wife Parvati sits on the lion.
Now the lion is eyeing my Nandi

I have so much trouble balancing these things about.


Worse still, Parvati does not like her sister , Ganga to sit on my head. It is so cold on Kailash,


(Parvati,Shiva and Ganga)

and with all these problems, very little clothes on me, I wanted to kill myself. I drank poison, but that got stuck in my throat, and I cant even die ."
Vishnu said, "your problems are nothing , listen to mine.


I have one son, Kaamdev, the lord of lust. He has created havoc in the cosmos. I am ashamed.


I have one wife, Laxmi. Everyone prays to me, but want her to come to their house. And no one wants to let her go. Shiva,your wife is with you, mine is roaming all around the world, with no one wanting to leave her, how would you feel in my place?


Also my Vaahan, the vehicle of travel, is Garud, the big bird. I have no seat belt, so cold up there, and one swish, and I am finished.

You are sitting in one place , Kailash, and look at me, I am sitting in the ocean, on the head of Sheshnag, with multiple heads, and if one head goes wonky and bites me, I am no more.



I was laughing all the way, sleep disappeared, and I came to realize that saintly teaching are not bad, that I should have listened more in my younger days, but never mind,I enjoyed this one this one a lot.
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