Joke of the day!

Historical  Monuments
Teacher,'Pappu,Tell me about Golden Temple."
Pappu,"I't is No 1 Fine Atta Sir."
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Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.....
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Teacher: What about Charminar?

Pappu: Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable.......

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Teacher: What do you know about Lal Qilla?
Pappu,'Sir it is Brown Basmati Rice."


Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?
Pappu: Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves....

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Teacher: Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers... You are spoiling the name of national treasures....... If you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don't forget to come with your father's signature!!!!!

Pappu: OK sir.

Next day.....

Teacher (looking at the table): Pappu...!!!!! You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????
Pappu: Sorry Sir, But you only told me to bring my father's signature today.... I simply obeyed your order...... Now again you are shouting..... this is not fair, Sir!!!!

Tejinder Kamboj

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