Jokes of the day!
Jokes of the day!
Not a Joke
Marassi appearing before the king in his Darbar(Court)
Maharaja Ranjit Singh (13 November 1780 – 27 June 1839),popularly known as Sher-e-Punjab or "Lion of Punjab",ruled the
northwest in the early half of the 19th century. He survived in infancy but lost sight in his left eye
Once
a group of persons entered in to a bet with a Marasi, (folklore tellers
and traditional singers) that no one can call Maharaja as “one eyed”
man seeing eye to eye. The Marassi accepted the challenge.
Marasi
went to Darbar of the Maharaja and requested him to give one minute to
say few words in praise of him. When Ranjit Singh obliged, the Marasi
said,
“Teri ikko akkh sulakhani jehri chamka.n mare. Tainu jhuk jhuk karan salama.n do akkhia.n waley.”
Translation:
(You are a one-eyed blessed man with glittering eye in front of whom even two-eyed men bow out of respect).
The maharaja gifted an 'Ashrafi'(Gold Coin) to the Marassi. The Marassi also won the bet and got bet money from his friends too!
Teacher: Translate Hindi sentence," Dekho aasmaan mei.n kabooter ud raha hai."
(Look at a bird flying in the sky)
Student" Pigeon kabooter
Uden Fly
Look dekho
Asmaan Sky"
An
Inspector of schools visits a school for annual inspection to assess
the standard of education being imparted. Entering a class room he
found the blackboard clean except a word 'Nature' in extreme upper
corner of the black board that escaped the reach of duster of short
statured student performing his duty.
Inspector to a student," What's that word written on the black board?
Student," Natureay"
Inspector: "Suspend this boy from the class he is going to spoil the atmosphere of the entire class.
Class
teacher," I beg your pardon Sir, this boy is the dumbest in the
class. I would give him extra coaching after school and make sure that
he comes up to the mark. Why spoil the 'Faturey' (Future) of a promising
kid for a minor matter?
-Tejinder Kamboj
(1940 -20??)
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