Jokes of the day!

Jokes of the day!

          Born: July 29,1958 USA

Theorem: 
Prove that Nasa is wrong in enunciation of above theorem, converse of everything is not 
true as per axiom Researched by Tejinder Kamboj.
Given: 
Case of Dussehra and Diwali.(Indian Festivals)
To Prove: 
Converse of everything is not true.
Proof: 
Diwali comes after twenty days of Dussehra celebrations. But ,it takes Eleven months and
Eleven days for Dussehra to come after Dewali
Q.E.D.
(Latin:Quod Erat Demonstrandum) Meaning: Which was the Thing to be proved.

            Born 1940 India

 

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