Sunday Special!



A Panacea -Cure-All Quack Ram Dev(God-sent) Baba!
Half-M.A.'(8th pass),Medical professional and Inventor!


नाख़ून रगड़ने

A few years ago,one fine day,while taking a morning walk in rose garden of Mohali I noticed that a strange infectious disease engulfed the morning walkers as almost everybody was scratching finger nails of their both hands with each other in a simple harmonic motion.When i asked  a friend about wide spread of this virus,he told me that one Baba by the name of Ram Dev (God -sent)  has descended the town and these people heard his discourse in which he revealed his Invention in his own words,"जब भी आपको बाल झड़ने की समस्या हो तो आपको अपने दोनों हाथों के नाखूनों को आपस में तब तक रगड़ना चाहिए जब तक की उनमें थोड़ी गर्मी न महसूस होने लगे। ऐसा करने से आपके बाल झड़ने की समस्या दूर हो जाती है।

This 'Nautanki' continued for about six months and this favorite pass time yielded place to a number of oils for growth of hair ,invented by the Baba price ranging from 6$ to 68$(Amazon.com)


and since than I have never seen any body using the baba's invention of putting one's finger nails together and doing heat producing by friction exercise for years now although the remedy suggested cost nothing.and Baba made fortune.

2nd big Invention:

Nest of Yellow bee( known for poisonous sting)
Baba's 2nd Invention for hair growth has 3 ingredients namely,Coconut oil,Guller tree leaves and  and nest of yellow bee.Now  who can find guller tree and Yellow bee nest else than Hanuman's avtar Ram sent(Ram Dev)?

When I was a little boy ,en route my school was a shop for sale of Desi Ghee,oils etc.Prominently displaying a banner," Sau chacha tey ikk peo-Sau daaru te ikk gheo" meaning a father is equal to hundred uncles and the ghee he was selling embodied hundred medicines.
During those days almost every villager and every middle class household had cows,buffaloes or goats and hardly any body would buy Ghee from the market.But if a 'Gunkaari' Ghee is having essence of hundred herbs who would not like to go in for it? Aur uss-ki "Dukaan chal gayee."

The basic question is that if Baba can cure past,present and future diseases by Yoga and Totkas',why is he manufacturing and selling Medicines for those ailments that can be healed for a song?
His Funda is clear,spread misinformation,to rope in innocent half-read people and cash on them." Duniya looto makkar se,Roti khao shakkar se"!

Tejinder  Kamboj

                 ( 1940-20??)

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