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Two Medical Students Tried To Guess The Old Man's Problem. His Response OH BOY!!!!!

Two doctors who studied geriatrics were watching an old man hobbling down the sidewalk outside and noticed he was going very slow with his legs spread apart, and he was hardly bending his knees.

The first doctor said, “Looks like a serious orthopedic gait disorder. He’s probably exhibiting early stages of Parkinsonism.”

The other doctor didn’t agree. “No, I suspect it’s just arthritis. But he may be suffering from the adverse effects of medications due to polypharmacy including perhaps sedatives.”

“I still believe it’s probably Parkinsonism. He is walking too slow, and his legs are jiggling a bit and too far apart,” said the first doctor.

“But, it may be due to adverse effects from too many medications,” said the other doc.

“Perhaps, but I’ll bet you a lunch on my analysis. Let’s go politely ask him to see whose analysis is the closest to his condition.”

They approached the old man and said, “Please excuse us, sir. We are geriatric doctors and do research and noticed your slow tedious and careful walk. We couldn’t agree on possible causes of your condition. Would you mind sharing with us what condition you have?”

The old man replied, “I’ll tell you what is wrong with me, but I would like to hear your thoughts first. Then, I’ll tell you if you are correct or not.”

The first doctor said, “I believe you may be suffering from the early stages of Parkinson’s disease. Or, a problem with your central nervous system?”

“Sorry, but you have guessed wrong,” said the old man.

The second doctor said, “I believe it’s probably just arthritis you suffer from? Or, perhaps adverse effects from medications?”

“Sorry, but you have guessed wrong also.”

“Well sir, please tell what condition you have?”

The old man smiled, "I thought it was G A S - but I was wrong, too!"​

Did You Get a Glimpse of the Man?

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming.
"Please come quickly," she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!"
The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.
"Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

"He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
"It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly.
"And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?"
"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!"
Illustration by Tejinder Kamboj