"The confusion is between intelligence and education, and the assumption having the latter means you possess the former. Going to college has a little effect on a person's ability and quality of social interaction Quantifiable possession of knowledge from universities and is not a measure of commonsense. There is no dearth of educated idiots in this world you search for one you will find millions having large audience seeking entertainment
-Tejinder Kamboj
"In the democracy it is not necessary for an education minister to be educated, a prohibition minister to be a tea totaler and a nonsense (Sorry Anti science) 'Chorman' (Again sorry) ,a Chairman can call shots in space research agency!"
-Tejinder Kamboj
(1940-20??
Foot Note:
Background of the Quote:
Illiterates-(Padhey-likhey Bewaqoofs)
- Bilawal Bhutto Zardari:Foreign Minister of Pakistan
Qualification:
From Oxford University, read Modern History and Politics at Christ Church, receiving his Bachelor of Arts degree in 2012 (later promoted to a Master of Arts by seniority).
Sensivity:
People's Party and Foreign Minister Bilawal Bhutto Zardari in a group photo with students of flood damaged school during his visit to console the flood affected area of Sita Village nearDadu
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School children's shoes V/S Bilawal Bhutto'shoes bringing a smile to every face in the picture.
Bilawal visits flood damaged areas wearing Gucci Jordan Loafer worth $3500
Viral Statements:
Science behind Floods:
Urdu: "Jab baarish aata tou paani aata aur jab ziyaada baarish aata tou ziaada paani jaata hai"
(When it rains,water comes and if rain is torrential more water comes)
About Sleep:
Urdu: "Jab raat aata hai tou neend aata hai,jab subah aata hai tou ziayada neend aata hai"
(When night falls sleep comes and when morning comes more sleep comes.)
Foreign Minister Dancing with Foreign Girls
2.Rahul Gandhi-(Claims his birth right to be P.M)
Qualification:
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winked after he hugged Prime Minister Narendra Modi,forcibally in the parliament
Viral Statements: There are hundreds but my choice is of 10 as follows:
- I'm going to manufacture a machine, wherein you will put potato on one side and get gold on the other side.
- Rahul Gandhi said in a rally during elections that, “ Modi has given 45 Thousand Crore Acres land in Gujarat to his industrialist friends”. This much land area is > combined land area of, China + Russia + USA + Brazil + Australia + Africa + India + Europe + Japan + Indonesia + Thailand + Argentina.Actually this much land area is > total land area on Earth.
- If you have no agricultural land grow vegetables in pots.
4)During visit to a Chillies field Rahul advised the farmer to cultivate red chillies instead of green chillies to get better price for their produce.
On poverty
“Poverty is nothing but a state of mind. You shouldn't relate it with food or materialistic things . Confidence is the key to overcome poverty.” ( poor!)
On Indo- China stand off
“ India is a beehive . China is an elephant. A beehive is stronger than elephant . So India is a super power.” ( Wow)
Attacking Modi
“ Narendra Modi is running the country from prime Minister's office.
On his own Congress party
“ Congress is an old party but there are no rules in it. We make and break rule every two minutes.”
Giving condolences to 2011 Mumbai terror victims
“ Our government can stop 99% terror attacks but 1% will slip through.”
“This morning, I woke up at night..”
“ Politics is everywhere.. it's in your pants , it's in your shirts.”
“ Gujrat ko agar kisine khada Kiya hai ,to woo Gujrat ki mahila hai. Gujrat ko agar kisine amul Diya hai, Dudh Diya hai to woo Gujrat ki mahila hai.”
“The women of Gujarat have uplifted the state. The women of Gujarat have given Amul and milk to Gujarat.”
In a rally in Rajasthan in 2018,the youth leader praising the then CM,Ashok Gehlot Said,”Ashok Gehlot ji has given money for Kumbhakarn lift yojana".
In a recent rally against inflationa and unemployment,the Gandhi scion said,”Atta,which was used to be sold at 20 rupees per litre is now sold at 50 rupees per litre.”
3) Imran Khan-Ex President of 'Pakshaitaan' (Pavittar Paapi),Sorry, Pakistan
He was educated at the Aitchison College and Cathedral School in Lahore, and then the Royal Grammar School Worcester in England, where he excelled at cricket. In 1972, he enrolled in Keble College, Oxford where he studied philosophy, politics and economics graduating in 1975.
A Play boy who disowns his own biological daughter,believes in black magic,witch craft and Tale bani mindset
It's rumoured Khan turned to the mother-of-five for advice after they met at a 13th-Century Sufi shrine. At the time she was still married to her first husband. Bushra Bibi, it was whispered, then saw in a dream that the only way Khan would become prime minister was if they got married. And so, the couple wed - and six months later Khan became Pakistan's prime minister.
During one-to-one serious political meeting with Trump multi-tasker Imran Khan reciting prayer on beads!
The only good point about Imran khan's politics was that he divided the army and made public aware of how army has been interfering in politics and looting the country and acting as dictators, Maning all institutions, letting loose reign of terror on all provinces other than Punjab.
His biggest follies are:
- cutting Pakistan's public's throat by suicidal action of stopping trade with India on impossible condition of revoking article 370 and 35-A.
- Abusing Ruler of UAE flying in plane borrowed from him,who ordered grounding him mid-way of flight and forced him travel by road.
- Impossible task of making Pakistan Madina and becoming fanatic and encouraging extremists' elements.
- Making all neighbours enemies.
- Comparing himself to HitlerImran, who is famously known as U-turn Khan, continued this practice after becoming the prime minister as well. As heInstead of accepting his mistakes, he stated that taking U-turns is a trait of a great leader.“Adolf Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte would not have suffered losses in wars in Russia if they had taken U-turns. Leaders should always be ready to take U-turns according to the requirement of their duties and best interests of the nation. One who doesn’t take decisions according to the demand of the situation is not a true leader.”
- “I was not aware of the Rupee devaluationIn December 2018, Imran held a meeting with journalists and made a strange revelation: he himself did not know about the evaluation of the Rupee, and came to know about it only through the media.7). A train faster than the speed of lightIn an amazing statement, Imran revealed to an audience in Pakistan that during his visit to China, he saw the Chinese make trains that will travel faster than the speed of light.8) What came first, the chicken or the egg?In another comedic episode, Imran gave a statement that his government will provide the poor and unemployed with chickens, who will produce eggs and eventually in the process every unemployed or poor individual will become rich through this great idea.Our country would be and how long ago we would have eliminated poverty if only we had thought of this chicken formula earlier.
9). 'Jesus Christ has no mention in history'
In November of last year, Imran decided to offer his pearls of wisdom regarding the history of religions. While addressing a conference on Eid Miladun Nabi, Imran stated,“Moses got some mention, but there is no mention of Hazrat Isa (Jesus Christ) in history.”
In November of last year, Imran decided to offer his pearls of wisdom regarding the history of religions. While addressing a conference on Eid Miladun Nabi, Imran stated,“Moses got some mention, but there is no mention of Hazrat Isa (Jesus Christ) in history.”
- 10)Germany and Japan are neighbours nowIn his now infamous visit to Iran, Imran surprised us all by the revelation that not only are Japan and Germany neighbours, but that they also worked together to re-build after World War II.
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