Jokes of the day!
Scientific Jokes: Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!! Newton: U are Wrong. I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. So I am Pascal.. Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees" Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together? OMg!! What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? Its OK.. Atom 1: I just lost an electron. Atom 2:how u feel? Atom 1: positive Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer CoFFee What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with two sodium atoms... BaNaNa And finally .... Can't end without a movie dialogue Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivi...