Jokes of the day!

 Jokes of the day!

A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

The plane had a layover in Sacramento. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in one hour 

Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Another man had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the gentleman was blind because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for an hour, would you like to get off and stretch your legs? " 

The blind man replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. 

"All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! Remember... Things aren't always as they appear.

Translation by Tejinder Kamboj:

Roman:

Ulzhanei.n  Meetthi bhi ho sakti hai.n,Jalebi iss ki umda misaal hai!

English:

complication, Complex or conundrum can  be sweet  also, Jalebi is a perfect 

example of this!

Jalebi is Indian Sweet Curly and Juicy

Translation by Tejinder Kamboj:

Roman:

un ke dekhe se jo aa jaatī hai muñh par raunaq

vo samajhte haiñ ki bīmār kā haal achchhā hai

Translation:

"The radiance that comes upon my face when she(Beloved) arrives,
They think that the patient (the lover) is doing well."

Translation in Hindi:

Un ke aaney se jo aa jaati hai cheharay pe raunak,

woh samazhatey hai.n rogi ki dasha uttam hai!

-Tejinder Kamboj

              ( 1940-20?? )

??-Zindagi da kee bharosa Kado.n Pattakka Pai Jaavey!