jokes of the day!

Neutron
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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of sodas.
As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes
The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!"

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Prostitute
Teacher: Describe hydrogen
Student: It is a prostitute element Teacher:
Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.
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Water

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher:
That's not what I taught you. Student:
But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
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Gin
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water.

Q:
Candy
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?

A:
Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or
CHoCoLaTe

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says
"I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too"
— and he died.
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(Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it.)

-Searched and Illustrated by Tejinder Kamboj

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