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Jokes of the day!

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  Jokes of the day! A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. The plane had a layover in Sacramento. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in one hour  Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Another man had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the gentleman was blind because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for an hour, would you like to get off and stretch your legs? "  The blind man replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs.  "All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wea...

Saturday Reading!

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  Saturday Reading! The Creator of the Universe In gratitude of the Divine I  did not apply for anything. No one recommended me. Yet, I was gifted this miraculous body Without an interview, without merit; just pure grace. Blood flows ceaselessly from head to toe! Every heartbeat a  silent drum of life. I don’t know what kind of divine technology powers this system, but the heart never tires, never rests until it's time to go. Two eyes, like cameras of a thousand megapixels, Capture the ever-changing beauty of this world colours , lights, emotions; Retina How Much Megapixels Is The Human Eye Roger Clark How Much all etched into memory ! A tongue that performs ten thousand taste tests with precision…Skin, a living sensor, feeling heat, cold, love, pain a miracle of sensitivity! A voice box that expresses thought and emotion* through sounds of infinite variety.And ears that decode every frequency from whispers of the wind to the laughter of loved ones!And this body made of 7...